dampsandwich:

i swear to god dude if you don’t stop i’ll fucking hold your hand and tell you i love you

inhalers:

tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible females you wish to court with

(Source: inhalers)

adamflayman:

my dashboard is 90% depressive posts but it should be 100% baby squid posts let get this squid party moving along

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influentially:

Do you ever just wish that you were like extremely attractive and incredibly photogenic? Yeah me too

tangarang:

abraesive:

you gOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE. YOU GOTTA DRAW THE FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND DUDE.

YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT. YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY,”WHAT AM I WILLING TO PUT UP WITH TODAY?” 

NOT FUCKING THIS

ITS HAPPENING 

GOD HAS COME TO REAP THE SINNERS